Kids, Man

I’m tired. I had two three-year-olds (one mine, one not), one four-year-old, a nine-year-old and a 13-year-old in my house last night. And I was the only adult in charge! The three-year-old (the one who isn’t mine) spent all last night barfing. It was quite exciting. Also, quite laundry-making.

To be honest, I’m a bit shaken. My grandmother had 13 kids. How did she not run away from home? I would have totally run away from home.