Poop

Poop. Poop. Poopoopoop. My life is currently centered around someone else’s poop.

Whose poop? My son’s poop. He has pretty much never, ever pooped anywhere except within the confines of his own diaper/pull-up/big boy underwear.

So, yeah. Poop.

This is all very dramatic. It has caused fights between my husband and I, even. We’ve been to the doctor. I have begged, cried, yelled and pleaded.

Still no poop. Well, not in the potty at least.

Did you know there is some special potty training guide selling for almost $100 just to download? There is a special place in hell for the person profiting off of parental misery like that.

In this life, however, I’m sure that person is living high off the hog. Because poop. Dear, God. I’m pretty much willing to do anything to make the poop talk stop.

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6 Comments on “Poop”

  1. lindaghill says:

    I got so frustrated with it that I waited until I knew my son had to go and then I sat him on the toilet and tickled him until he couldn’t hold it anymore. That went on for months however…. πŸ˜› Good luck!

  2. you know, forget it for a while at least. He is going to pick up on your vibe and its a hassle that can wait – When he is ready to poop outside of his nappy, I am sure he will. Good luck.

    • Lisa says:

      You are absolutely right. I actually have worked to improve my attitude toward our little issue, but I definitely have more work to do!

      • its so easy to become focused on what you want them to do isn’t ? Sleeping through, teething, talking, potty training – it can consume you. I have been there. I am there. My poor husband thinks I am nuts I am sure and the more he tells me to let it go – I think…what the hell do you know ? I’m the one making this happen !! But, then it sorts itself out….and you move onto the next worry. Buts lets be honest – they will get there and so will we….


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